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Buying clothing with prominent logos is the equivalent of working for someone else and then paying them for the privilege of doing so. Unless you are working to end world hunger (in which case a certain amount of charity is appropriate) this is not a wise strategy. You’re not a walking billboard, stop treating your body [...]

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LED bras, only an appropriate gift if your valentine is a stripper. Otherwise, if you need that much help finding her breasts in the dark, you have no business touching them in the first place.

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These ugly-makers courtesy of Tommy Hilfiger are just right for the man who’s been dreaming of disguising himself as a picnic table cloth or Elmo. A perfect example of how ‘designer’ labels are no guarantee of looking good. I cannot envision a single man whose physique and coloring would be flattered by these. So, to [...]

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Earlier, I reveled in the one gift that warm weathers’ end brings us, Crocs put away for the season. But, alas, something else has taken their place in the, “Someone parted with perfectly good money to wear this?!” category. The soft goods answer to the Croc, the ubiquitous, horizontal striped shirt. Looks good on practically [...]

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Who doesn’t love being put on the spot? I attend more than a fair share of events in Boston and, without fail, at least once a week I am approached by a guy wearing ill-fitting or completely dated clothing who, upon learning that I am a men’s image consultant, will stand with peacock pride in [...]

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Behold the glory! No longer are men regulated to suffer in mere socks. Rejoice for you have been e-MAN-cipated according to www.e-mancipate.net.  Now the Y-chromosome can enjoy pleasures previously reserved strictly for ladies, drag queens, and cross dressers by proudly sporting stockings of their very own.  I know most of you are expecting me to jump all over this misguided fashion initiative [...]

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Any man who’s ever accidentally walked into the ladies room instantly understands how much more important good appearance is to women than men. In case you haven’t made that misstep lately – when’s the last time you saw a men’s room complete with potpourri, an assortment of grooming products, flowers, movie star lighting, and couches? Why [...]

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This skit is a classic, after watching it several times over the years I realized that we all have a little bad idea jeans in us. Thankfully not in denim, but in behavior; meaning, taking stuff on that isn’t really in our best interest. So let these fantastic five not only amuse you but also remind [...]

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Want to ensure embarrassment by your photo a year from now? Put on a pair of these and say cheese. Meet the unisex bright rimmed sunglasses some style pundits have heralded as the must have accessory for men this summer. Unfortunately, since few men benefit from having their faces highlighted by school bus yellow, Smurf blue, or Kermit [...]

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