Archive for the 'Don't' Category
Over an espresso con panna this past weekend, a girlfriend confessed her fight or flight response to her date. In hushed tones she whispered that they had made it back to her place when he prematurely disrobed and revealed, not the classic boxer brief or trunk, but a fluorescent smiley face print thong.
After the lengthy intervals of laughter subsided, [...]
While a regular V-neck looks great on most men, the heroin-chic deep V looks good on very few. Approach this trend with caution, if at all.
If you’re cardigan shows cleavage, opt for a higher neck line, or a push-up bra.
A guy who wears a bow-tie could never hit a girl, right? Photo by PETER STONE/CNN
Dressing for a public apology is different from dressing for any other public appearance because you want to portray respect, humility, and remorse rather than power and authority. But it is equally distasteful to go overboard trying to appear gentile and dapper because it is [...]
Q: My boss invited me to his pool party and it’s time for new swim trunks, anything I should avoid?
A: Yes, this:
When it comes to swim trunks, avoid wearing anything too tight, flashy, or revealing.
Cyclops is angry. Who could blame him? His entire life he’s been subjugated to wearing two eye sunglasses. But no more! Designer Martin Margiela’s keen ‘futuristic’ design finally allows Cyclops the dignity he deserves. Now he just needs some size 62 Addidas kicks to complete the look.
This ad is just too good to leave back in the 70s. For those of you who had forgotten that America went through a period when an adult onesie signified “sex machine,” I present to you: The Big Zip. This Bee Gees meets Scarface meets gas station attendant getup has a spot on marketing message [...]
Think a Hawaiian shirt is just the thing to show off your playful side at cookouts this summer? Think again. Women generally hate these billowy bright mini muumuus. Why? Look at the fit. Most men already tend to wear clothing that’s too large for their frame. Compounding the tent tendency by sporting a ginourmous loud, garish Hawaiian shirt, (no [...]
Jeans can be either a blessing or a curse. Get a great fitting pair and they’ll magically transform nearly everything in your closet, but choose ill-fitting jeans and they wreak havoc on anything you wear with them.
On the left is the Traditional cut jean, also known as the Classic fit. This cut balloons through the thighs [...]