You know how Spidey went all noir in Spider-Man 3? Well I’m blaming that same alien dark venom for infecting this innocent, yet gravely misguided good samaritan. In secret, I’d love to be a Marvel comic character. Thanks to Todd Randolph, I just got one step closer. Emmi Versus the Spiderman from Todd Randolph on Vimeo.
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Over an espresso con panna this past weekend, a girlfriend confessed her fight or flight response to her date. In hushed tones she whispered that they had made it back to her place when he prematurely disrobed and revealed, not the classic boxer brief or trunk, but a fluorescent smiley face print thong. After the lengthy intervals of laughter [...]
Posted on Feb 22nd, 2010 by Emmi | No Comments »
While a regular V-neck looks great on most men, the heroin-chic deep V looks good on very few. Approach this trend with caution, if at all. If you’re cardigan shows cleavage, opt for a higher neck line, or a push-up bra.
Posted on Oct 9th, 2009 by Emmi | 1 Comment »
A guy who wears a bow-tie could never hit a girl, right? Photo by PETER STONE/CNN Dressing for a public apology is different from dressing for any other public appearance because you want to portray respect, humility, and remorse rather than power and authority. But it is equally distasteful to go overboard trying to appear gentile and dapper because [...]
Posted on Sep 4th, 2009 by Emmi | 1 Comment »
Q: My boss invited me to his pool party and it’s time for new swim trunks, anything I should avoid? A: Yes, this: When it comes to swim trunks, avoid wearing anything too tight, flashy, or revealing.
Posted on Aug 25th, 2009 by Emmi | No Comments »
Cyclops is angry. Who could blame him? His entire life he’s been subjugated to wearing two eye sunglasses. But no more! Designer Martin Margiela’s keen ‘futuristic’ design finally allows Cyclops the dignity he deserves. Now he just needs some size 62 Addidas kicks to complete the look.
Posted on Jul 22nd, 2009 by Emmi | 1 Comment »
This ad is just too good to leave back in the 70s. For those of you who had forgotten that America went through a period when an adult onesie signified “sex machine,” I present to you: The Big Zip. This Bee Gees meets Scarface meets gas station attendant getup has a spot on marketing message [...]
Posted on Jul 21st, 2009 by Emmi | 1 Comment »
Think a Hawaiian shirt is just the thing to show off your playful side at cookouts this summer? Think again. Women generally hate these billowy bright mini muumuus. Why? Look at the fit. Most men already tend to wear clothing that’s too large for their frame. Compounding the tent tendency by sporting a ginourmous loud, garish Hawaiian shirt, (no [...]
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